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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Sardines and Seaweed

Any sardine eaters out there? No? Can't say I blame you, really. They just aren't too appealing...a choice between sardines and [enter any other food here] usually results in a victory of the other choice for me. Still, sometimes I open a can up and eat them.

I haven't tasted many different brands of sardines, but from what I've had so far, Van Camp's sardines in oil (lightly smoked) are my favorite. If you like sardines, I recommend you try those sometime. Feel free to tell me your favorite brand too.

A can of sardines has about as much protein as a bag of beef jerky, so go ahead and eat some more.

Eat sardine, high in protein. Grow up strong. Kill bear for feed family.

"I made 'em go easy, and called off the wolves on my AOTP radio CB
Cause y'all ain't worthy of grenades and RPG's
Slit throat, hope you float with sardines and seaweed"

(Army of the Pharaohs - Seven)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day

Could've just let today slip by somewhat unnoticed on my radar, but I haven't posted anything in a while so I'll blab a little bit. Really, the only positive thing I can think of about this time for me is there has been quite a bit more candy and chocolate laying around the house. But even that's not saying much considering I've only consumed a few mini Snickers bars.

Sometimes I just gotta eat some mini Snickers bars.

Anyway right, Valentine's Day. There's probably a lot of people out there in the world that dread this day, since they're reminded of their forever alone status by all the couples being romantic. Personally it doesn't bother me much at all. To all you forever alones out there, I'll be your honorary valentine for today. Just don't tell anyone about it (including me) and don't talk to me or acknowledge that I exist.

Lots of people choose a superior option and ignore today, good on those souls. But even if you have nice plans for your sweetheart, I still hope you have a good day.

I gotta let you in on a little secret though...Valentine's Day is actually short for Vincent Valentine's Day. As celebration, use a wallpaper of him for a day. Who is that, you ask?

Go get eaten by a Goomba, ya dungo.